“i haven’t showered since last year”
“2011 seems like it was yesterday”
“i haven’t talked to you since la-
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
3 am: if i go to bed now i will get 4 hours of sleep
4 am: if i go to bed now i will get 3 hours of sleep
5 am: if i go to bed now i will get 2 hours of sleep
6 am: FUCK
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER





